Rachel Mortenson Will Make You Smile In Your Sleep

Meet my new latest find, Rachel Mortenson. The Jersey-born, Arizona-raised beauty stands in at 5 ft 9, and rocks the jaw-dropping measurements of 34C-25-34. She’s done reputable photoshoots with the likes of Rolling Stone, on the cover of Playboy twice, starred in a Carl’s Jr commercial. Rachel is scalding hot, but don’t take my word for it, check out these spectacular photos.

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