New York got treated on Thursday when Jessica Chastain hit the Heartland premiere at Metrograph looking like trouble in heels. The 49-year-old actress left zero survivors.
Her weapon of choice: a black minidress plunging so deep that photographers nearly melted their lenses. Silver belt at the waist, sharp and glittering, pulling everything in like it was custom built for sin. Matching tights on legs that went on for days. Heels so high she looked down on everyone in the room, which was probably the point.
The real headline was sitting on her head. Jessica torched her famous fiery red hair and went platinum blonde, styled in a wavy little bob that screams “I make bad decisions look glamorous.” She debuted the look on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last month with the line “It is funny being a blonde,” which is celebrity speak for “yes I know exactly what this is doing to people.”
The redhead era is over. Blonde Jessica has entered the building and New York will never recover.
